As we learned from Futurama, there’s no guarantee that Santa will always be the kindly old fellow who brings presents to children, and in the rather bizarre seeming Scandinavian flick Rare Exports, he’s anything but. It’s nearly Christmas in northern Finland and an “archeological” dig has just unearthed the tomb of the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. Yep, its sounds utterly bizaree, but as you hac see from the trailer below, recasting Santa as a slasher villain is kind of funny.