When Robert Rodriguez released a fake trailer for Machete for Cinco de Mayo, he provoked a storm of controversy when people took it literally and thought the film was about trying to provoke a race war in America. Now we’ve got a proper promo for the movie, which is less about politics and more about selling the stars, action and down ‘n’ dirty vibe. Based on the faux trailer from Rodriguez and Tarantino’s Grindhouse double-bill, Machete stars Danny Trejo as a renegade former Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of saucy taco slinger Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. Take a look below for the big boobs and big guns trailer.